10. Dogs can’t talk back

9. Our own room, tv, new bed, snacks, and all other perks we get are needed “for our dog.”

8. Getting to see the look on the face of a schmuck before our dog sinks his teeth in them.

7. Watching decoys get ”housed”

6.  We can train anywhere we want to-the mountains, the fields, and of course the beach

5. Training is done by noon.

4. Get to “work” concerts, superbowls, presidential missions, and more

3. They can be trained to “fetch” just about anything including beer, remote controls, and keys

2. Always have a friend that will do anything for you

1. Get to work with one of your best friends.